There are 2 things you need to know about me
1. I'm a typical coffee addicted New Yorker.
2. I'm not a bottle blonde.
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Niall’s reaction when he found out there’s a Nando’s in D.C omg
(Source: jonasbelieber, via nialljhoraninmyroom)
| mum: | why are you doing that? |
| me: | because a band do it |
| mum: | if a band jumped off a cli- |
| me: | yes |
when people seriously compliment me
it’s like
wow are you being
for real
like
god bless you and your family
and I hope all your dreams come true
amen
(via jackstroubleinatanktop)
Oh my God those sneaky buggers….
that band that you really like but never bothered to learn the members’ names
(via jackstroubleinatanktop)
the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated like
No one believes his story
They think he made it up because he never has cool anecdotes to share
Because there’s no way this could happen no way
Even he doesn’t believe it was a real thing that happened in his life sometimes
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
(Source: seizetonight, via jackstroubleinatanktop)
“Our final bow! Thank you Broadway!” (x)
(Source: grandoldivy, via captainamerica-and-fondue)
